Penile racism

The opinion that different color penises are better than others, in taste, aesthetic quality, and performance ability.

Penile racism example: "pink" penises look and tested like raw meat, I need a penis that is delightfully browned.

by Cassie217 February 24, 2017

Penile Wart

that one person in the group whose just an absolute pain in the ass.

mate just fuck off, your a penile wart!!

by pigs on stilts August 30, 2017

peixes

Fishy princesses who need to be protected until the age where they can rule.

"Aww, it's a Peixes! We gotta take her in, man!"

by hecticHothead413 November 25, 2017

penial awakening

The act of consentually waking up to sexual engagement and pleasure.

"I woke up to frodo inside of me. It was the perfect penial awakening I've had all year."

"I woke him/her/them up with some penial awakening."

"Fore play is good, but there nothing like a good penial awakening."

by The Orchid Boyz February 3, 2018

penictual devistation

when someones urge for sex isn't met

"I received penictual devistation last night!" claimed bob.

by the theorising geek February 15, 2018

Penigites

A disorder in arms that makes them look like a mans pee pee

Wow! Look Billy has got a hugs penigites

by Dick feather June 2, 2018

Penigod

The monster penis that includes 12 different tips usually paired with a vagiant and when finished with the prosy you hose her down with cum and say “I feel it cumin”

I was fucking this girl with my penigod in her vagiant and oh boy did she realise that I am the Zeus of orgasms

by Zeus of orgasms April 28, 2019