nuopsys

Similar to a numale but for an operating system. Absolutely useless to society.

Windows Vista is a nuopsys.
TempleOS is a nuopsys.
Eww why are you using that nuopsys?

by Your Fucking Mother Douche Bag December 11, 2019

Numpty

Logan paul after getting done by jj

Logan paul is a numpty

by Saddo1010 December 12, 2019

Nump

An absurdly futile act.

Endless numping gets you nowhere.

His nump was met with predictable failure.

by osan January 25, 2020

Nurps

(Nurps) is the act of sucking a girls nipples playfully , giving her a sensation similar to nursing. (Nurpsing)

Mah missus and her sister and my other 5 Christian wives love it when I ( NURPS) their tits some.

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss May 6, 2020

Numping

The act of grazing around in the grass aimlessly with your face down, ignoring all reality other than your own self-interests in the nomadic lifestyle of a wild brisket. Numpers often show no interest in other life forms, as it has been pondered by many that numpers are not from the world and quite possibly be higher forms of intelligence posing as simple terrestrial beasts.

That dog was just numping around in the grass during the party, he didnt even look up when the other dogs came out.

by dangsway October 28, 2020

Numpy

Short for numpty or numpty nuts. A term of endearment used in britain for a funny adult that acts like a big kid at heart. That also makes a really good loyal friend that is always there for people he cares about

That guy is always fun to be around because hes a bit numpy

by cubbieboy4417 December 9, 2020

Numph

An idiot, moron, someone who is of lesser intelligence or someone who always does something stupid.

Can you believe how stupid that person is? They are definitely a numph.

by Queen Howell February 4, 2021