Nump

When you accidentally nap in the middle of taking a dump

Bro : "Dude I just had the best nump!"
Dude: "The best WHAT!?"
Bro: "NUMP! I worked a 10 hour shift and ate Taco Bell on the way home, then fell asleep on the toilet. Let's rage!"

by Zappbrito April 19, 2018

Nump

1. To approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping "Nump!" in a high-pitched voice. Inspired by the two legends, Butch and Mummy fart.

2. The act of numping.

"Dude, let's go nump the shit outta that fuck!"

by NumetalFag July 9, 2009

Nump

That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.

Ah gross I just had a nump!

by Agentm April 3, 2006

nump

A mix of 'nap' and 'dump'. The act of, while taking a dump, falling asleep on the toilet. Often used as a way to have a quick nap at the workplace, by hiding in a bathroom stall to take a nap.

I was so hung over I took 3 numps today.
-or-
He's so lazy, he numps more than he works.

by Spanky Shmanky November 12, 2005

Numping

a kind of dance done to attract attention ,first seen in Wigan,England done by the original Numper Sir David Edwards OBE, as he spoke or rather sang in Tongues as he worked himself up into a sexual frenzy brought on by the sight of nubile young boys skinny dipping in the local canal or Cut as they say in the lanky dialect spoken by pit men and mill workers as they danced up pit brew in there clogs

......that cunt is Numping again! arses will be wreaked by midnight!

by No80dy.66uk October 11, 2019

nump

The french translation:
chier+sieste = chieste
(pronounced shee-eh-ste)

Bon, je vais prendre un chieste.
OK, I'm going to take a nump.

by macdumpy November 28, 2007

numping

To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.

reverse spoon numping, numping sponge, numping frottage,spoof numping, oily bottom numping

by Bill4b August 28, 2006