needlemonger

A person who is a prize cunt who likes to nag a lot

You are an utter needlemonger.

by AnotherPersonYouDontKnow October 1, 2020

needle cake

A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.

I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.

by Coolzville October 13, 2020

needle junkie

Is a person who is consumed by using illegal drugs intravenously. Using a needle to shoot up drugs into their veins. The euphoria from shooting up drugs into the veins is almost instantaneous compared to smoking or snorting a line. A drug addict who only uses by injecting drugs into their veins. Their life is spiraling downward and over half of IV users are homeless, jobless, and lost their kids and family.

The needle junkie has an abscess on his arm from missing the veins while shooting up drugs.

by anonymous December 30, 2020

needlexd

Won Minecraft Monday Week 8 with his teamate MCMorganPlayz and beated Technoblade!
Osu
Carried Illumina on MC Ultimate

Cheaters??? - Did the winners of Minecraft Monday Week 8 Cheat? - Controversy Explained

needlexd

by oGarfield January 6, 2021

needle nap

When a person overdoses on heroin and falls unconscious

Guy: Hey what's up with Steve?
Other Guy: Oh Sleepy Steve, he's just taking a needle nap

by Dagnabbi5 April 25, 2021

Needle man

Someone who works themselves to death

I don't want to be trapped in an office, I am not a needle man

by Harbingerofpayne May 4, 2021

NeedlesAndThorns

a really handsome dude, but very gay. fruity as fuck.

A: "Woah! is that NeedlesAndThorns? that dadfucker looking so pretty rn.."

B: "fr... i wish i was him..."

by hotsexytwink July 17, 2021