Molexted

When you are sexted by someone you don't find attractive. Molestation by sexting.

Molexting: The act of sexting by the attractively challenged.

Ewww...I just got a sext from Hairy Brian...I just got molexted.

by The Minnie Muffin April 10, 2013

molextation

The act of being sexted by somebody you don't want sexting you.

"Ewww this creepy guy keeps sending me sex texts" "giiiirl thats molextation right there, mmhmm that it is girl"

by qwatchy April 4, 2014

Molestley

A guy in Illinois, who loves to play guitar and seems to buzz a girl in Yahoo. Also plays D&D and likes to say GRRRR as a flirting remark.

Molestley, don't buzz!
Ow.

by emichan November 8, 2007

Molestache

A mustache that is so terrible looking that it makes you look like the strange guy in the van with his binoculars that hangs around by the playground during the day.

Oh my god, did you see that freaking molestache? It is creepy.

by That guy witht he hair January 18, 2010

Molestinction

To put a stop to an over-sexed suitors’ wandering hands

The dirty bastard suffered molestinction after the young woman slapped him around the chops

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Moltexted

A text message from someone you do not know or you do not wish to hear from.

Dude, my ex just randomly moltexted me...

by Black Elk and Samurai November 27, 2011

Molesterish

(Adj.) Having the quilites of a child molester.

The man lurking by the playground looks molesterish.

by IronKing November 2, 2012