E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.

Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.

by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021

Cohens a midget

The shortest boy you’ll ever see

Cohens a midget!!

by A sink December 12, 2019

Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.

Pee wee herman is a prime midget slurper!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017

midget unicycle

When you pay a midget to let you fuck his armpit.

Midget: what do you want to do
Kevin: I want to go crazy
Midget: we could do the midget unicycle

by Cert Andy June 7, 2016

Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.

Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.

by Forest Jester July 29, 2019

Midget Soccer

When you try to punt the football but kick your under-5-foot friend into the goal by accident.

I committed Midget Soccer upon a small man.

by MidgetRoyale March 10, 2021

Midget Flipflop

A nickname given to a tiny lad who has the last name Thilthorpe. Pretty rare huh?
Yeah this nickname is given to one fella

Oscar Thilthorpe aka Midget Flipflop who likes to be an asshole to many people. What a guy.

by OzzyT April 27, 2021