microgirl

A girl who is hot in every respect other than being 5'2" (157 cms) or less - unless you're also that size, in which case you'd probably propose or see if she wants to become a lesbian

Jim's dating a microgirl he met at the financial controllers' conference the other week

by iglesia1995 November 12, 2009

microsoft dance

When you have to re-boot your Windows PC to restore basic funcitonality.

I cannot get Word to open up so that I can write a scathing letter to Bill, so I must first re-boot my PC by doing the Microsoft Dance

by tom345 August 9, 2010

Microconundrum

A really really small riddle

Jane was tickled by the microconundrum she heard at the comedian's convention.

by Ducktight January 9, 2012

microgrifting

The act of hustling small groups of people in a related social milieu without garnering notice.

Sometimes to get by microgrifting the tech scene's small meetups is the way to go - grift a thousand here and a thousand there and you've got bank.

by Greg Gopman July 31, 2012

microjob

A temporary job or task of all types. Jobs might be one-time or ongoing. Variations include: micro job, micro-job. Synonyms include: freelance job, task, gig, odd job, temporary job, errands, honey-do, seasonal work and chores. Microjobs solve problems -- they save time, provide money or both.

microjob micro job micro-job freelance job task gig work from home job odd job virtual temporary job temporary job errand honey-do seasonal work chore

by workwizards.com April 12, 2014

microsoft

your enemies dick

dude your dick is Microsoft

by okemonmaster4life March 27, 2015

Microcosminal Engineer

One who studies the micro bacteria of organisms on planets within 300 to 900 million light years of Earth. NASA specialist intent on proving organic organisms exist through the dimension theorem for space vectors.

A recent MIT graduate and microcosminal engineer, Jake is on the forefront of proving the existence of spontaneal life.

by stargazer64 August 3, 2016