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Mermalade

Noun: 1. A delicious salty spread made entirely from farm-fresh Mer-people. It's a cheap party if they're serving Mermanlade.

2. To really spread your jump-off wide open and lay inches of pipe.
1. I only eat Mermalade from the upper-Caspian Sea Region.

2. Yo I tried to mermalade dat hoe in the back of her Prius. Ain't no room to hit it right.
by MountBaldy January 1, 2012
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Memphis

The most wholesome, adorable guy in the world. He will try his best to look tough or cool but he’s just a softie with a massive heart. He’s amazing at art and is one of the best friends you’ll ever find. If you find a Memphis keep him because he’s special. Beware: Memphis’ personality can change with no warning, he can become depressed and lonely easily.
Memphis: What the hell?!!?! *smiles and laughs while squinting*

Person: You’re doing that cute face again.
by yesyouknowme October 13, 2019
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Dr. Sue Johansen recommends the Mermaid for ultimate satisfaction...HOT STUFF!
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