Mattserbation

When a guy called Matthew strangles his sausage.

Q. Matt’s been gone for awhile, what’s do you think he’s up to?
A. Mattserbation.

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

Matternoon

In a matter of one afternoon you go from being someones soulmate to being completely ghosted.

"Whats wrong?"
"I'm confused, boss"
"oookkkk....want to explain?"
"It was a matter of moments between Tony telling me that we were soul mates in the morning and then ghosting me in the afternoon and pretending I don't exist anymore."
"Ergh... Matternoons really hurt."
"You're telling me..." {insert 'obviously' GIF here}

by pinacoladaescape June 17, 2020

matter

whats the matter
what matters in live
I matter more than your dog
black lives matter

whats the matter
im deppresed

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021

mattpercz

a colombian artist that grew up in new york, known for his clothing line “Pain is Temporary” he is one of the hottest artist in the underground and has a very promising future

+who’s mattpercz?
* that’s the colombian kid with the clothing brand

by newportlover24 November 23, 2021

matter of virgincy

A situation dat needs to be dealt with A.S.A.P. to prevent a gal from losing her maidenhead.

If a mid-teen couple is starting to really "get it on hot 'n' heavy", performing a blowjob or handjob might be da only viable option to harmlessly "relieve da pressure", especially when it's such a matter of virgincy.

by QuacksO February 27, 2022

matter

Matter is what the universe is built of. Matter comes in three forms: Solid, Liquid and Gas.
Also see: antimatter

The opposite of matter is antimatter.
Our universe is built of matter

by ActualWordMeanings September 6, 2022

Matter

Anything that has weight and takes up space.

Person 1: ay bro did u know we matter

Person 2: man stfu no one cares about your nerdy shit

Person 1: .....

by urbandici March 10, 2023