augmented matricies

Arguably the reason why high school students commit suicide, and the most difficult concept of Algebra 2. A complete waste of time, as there are various other methods of solving matrices that don't involve half-hour long porcesses that are very liable to error.

Test on augmented matricies: Augment the Matrix:

( 2 4 5 | 5 )
( 1 3 3 | 2 )
( 2 4 6 | 2 )

Student: "OH LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY!" /uses Kramer's rule anyway

by piccoloboy September 10, 2006

matrixed

To dodge an incoming object with great speed and agility. Best if only used to describe somebody dodging something without moving their feet, similar to Neo dodging the agent's bullets in the first Matrix movie.

Let's say that someone throws a basketball at your head and you dodge out of the way by leaning a certain direction, being sure to not move your feet. You have just matrixed the ball. You may now say, "Dood, I matrixed the hell out of that!"

by Bryan Ward November 9, 2006

Matrixize

To use light kung fu moves on your girlfriend in the style of NEO in the movie The Matrix

She came at me flailing, but I matrixized her real quick.

by mriley29 October 16, 2004

Matrixed

When a guy/girl leans in to kiss the other person, but the other person swiftly moves their head away from the kisser ultimately avoiding the kiss.

One of the many methods of denying the 1st kiss on a date.

-Holy shit yo! that chick just MATRIXED you dawg!!

or

-Yo bih, if I go to kiss you, you betta not matrix me!!

by G0tch@! April 1, 2010

matrickulate

to finally complete the final year of school by using tricks or teacher's conspiracy .

after being dismissed one year , he matrickulated with his teacher help

by yousef cool November 1, 2015

Matrina

Matrina is the emblem of love. Matrina is the light in the darkness, the only thing that shines brightly when you feel as if life is full of darkness. Matrina, is the aggressive love that Max Bradwin and Katrina Bradwin share!

AWWW THAT'S MATRINA, MY DAY IS NOT LIGHTENEND. THANK YOU MAX AND KATRINA BRADWIN!

by personal12345678910 April 13, 2018

matriarchal

a woman who rules her family or tribe

The leader was a matriarchal. A beastly one at that.

by Morgan tee January 28, 2008