crusty machado

one who uses their own jizz or the jizz of a friend to provide a sleek appearance to their ponytail or braid

I would trust my crusty machado in gailforce winds, it never fails me

by lohan6 April 9, 2010

sweaty machete

The act of having sex with an armpit is called a sweaty machete

That girl didn’t shave her pits do I gave her a sweaty machete

by Tex biggin March 28, 2020

machelle

a kinda god standard in women kinda a myth a woman of perfection in mind body and soul, often used to describ say a woman in comparision

she was no machelle but her ass was damn close

by RebounD October 25, 2003

Matchtard

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.

I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!

by willwonka71 October 1, 2010

Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.

"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."

by Urban Andy February 1, 2009

Mach 10 Rectal

Having anal sex with someone

Man, those guys are going home for some mach 10 rectal

by The People of Port Hope April 20, 2005

machadis

derogatory term for Indian given by the Bengali people of Bangladesh. Commonly used as an insult.

The Machadis are comming!!!

by shake fadlala July 15, 2007