karl malone

The biggest tool in the NBA.

Wow, Karl Malone is so cool since he wears torn jerseys. (sarcastic)

by Bill Brasky June 10, 2004

Manné

a might fine thick female, with an amazing personality. is so caring and sweet and always there for u. and is freaking gorgeous. i love u sm baby girl

dude 1:bruh do you know who that chica is?
dude 2:bruh “that chica” is my girlfriend Manné. she is so amazing and i love her sm

by lilrussuangurl February 19, 2019

Manorexic

A very skinny male.

Tom: Aww man, these pants don't fit anymore.
Jon: You wanna lose some weight, go on a diet, like Rick.
Tom: Rick is not on a diet, he's just a fuckin' manorexic.

by Dan Parnell April 15, 2008

Mahoneys

White people. Neither derogetory or complimentary. Why? Well do you know any Black people named Mahoney? 'Nuf said.

Guy 1-Yo, Where you going today?
Guy 2-I gotta go downtown and fuck with them Mahoneys.

by BigBad Wolf June 11, 2006

Mangneto

The Mexican version of the mutant supervillian Magneto.

-Dude, Professor X is fighting Mangneto!
-I know, he's gonna get shanked.

by Mangneto August 27, 2006

Manometer

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy

That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011

He-Manned

When your head becomes lodged in your asshole.

"Whoa! That dude just got he-manned!"

"Don't make me he-man you."

by Stonehenge215 February 11, 2010