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magnetic

Hot. Fresh. Anything that can be described in positive connotation.
Boy 1: Yo, you see BG's hummer?
Boy 2: Nah dude, is it nice?
Boy 1: It's got like 23 inch rims, a DVD player, killer sound system. Shit is magnetic, yo.
by Pensky April 30, 2006
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magnet

A guy who attracts a lotta girls. Short for chic-magnet.
Oh yeah, he's a real magnet.
by FaceMyFace December 28, 2005
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minge magnet

A minge magnet is a guy who invariably attracts the opposite sex, much to the irritation of his friends (cf. fanny magnet). However, those he attracts are not always top-notch muff (qv.)
Did you see that minger make a bee-line for Dave - he's a right minge magnet, the twot.
by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005
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Squirt-Magnet

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1. A Squirt-Magnet is anyone a woman finds so hot she creams upon sighting.

2. A fabled electronic device which can cause one to climax by simply pointing at the genitals.

3. the opposite of a gerald-leg-ripper(Any highly unappealing individual).
"Wow, that guy is a total squirt-magnet...I need some tissue."

"I'm developping a squirt-magnet to use on him during his innauguration speech."
by Dade Manlove November 20, 2006
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magnet

Anything that attracts something. Can be literal or something like chick magnet. Most magnets can attract metal to it.

If strong enough
1.Throw it at someone with a pacemaker.
2.Leave it on train tracks
3.Drop it from a bridge over a freeway and hope it rips through a car roof and penetrates the driver.
4.Crushing people
Dude, she put 2 really strong magnets between my nuts. I'm sure the results are obvious.
by Adriankat April 17, 2006
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Jew Magnet

A Person, Place, or Event that attracts a Jewish Person or Audience. Someone or Something that is popular with jewish people.
"Jewish Women seem to throw themselves at Ted, he's a real Jew Magnet."

"She won't go shopping there on Black Friday, she claims it's a real "Jew Magnt"
by jujyfruitz February 6, 2009
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Magnet Theater

Theater and School for Improv and Sketch Comedy. Pretty much run by Armando Diaz protege of Del Close.
Super supportive non judgemental community.
To be honest when it started it was pretty rusty ... kind of a rag tag group of UCB cast offs. For a while alot of people stayed away because it was thought that if you couldn't cut it at UCB you went there ... to the land of misfit improvisers.
Now the place is booming with talent. People who got sick of the attitudes of other improv theaters attitudes but love to perform and take classes have started trickling in. You can catch some really terrific shows here. The classes are among the best in the city. Clique's are really at a minimum and trash talk is not accepted well.
It's still small but growing rapidly. Kind of a "everybody knows your name" place - the "Cheers" of the NY Improv Scene.
"I'm taking classes over at the Magnet!"

The Magnet Theater is a great place to study improv, catch a show and a great place to perform.

There's alot of hidden talent at The Magnet.
by hearsay February 16, 2009
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