5150 magnet

a person who attracts people that are a danger to themselves or others

i am a freakin 5150 magnet

by kacamanieplan March 14, 2008

turd magnet

One who brings around shady, untrusted individuals; one who magnetizes to such low life scum; One who is always around an unwanted crowd of turds; A real turd magnet.

Frank: "Why do those guys keep coming around? Their fucking douchebags."

Mike: "Those are my friends"

Frank: "Your a fucking turd magnet"

by Oldschool22 January 5, 2012

Tiff Magnet

When a dog smells another dogs ass

wow, that max sure is a tiff magnet, he can't stop smelling other dogs asses

by julian the big orange cat September 7, 2009

Magneto Mode

Feeling really good, everything is going your way. Also can mean that your swag is off the charts, untouchable. No one can get as high as you.

Kyle- "Damn man I just fucked this bitch today, hustled these kids for 1 Grand, and got an A on all my tests. I'm in Magneto Mode right now.

by Kushdaddy September 22, 2011

Russian Magneto

A torture tactic and/or sick form of pleasure as you stick a paper clip or small metal piece in ones urethra and use magnetic source to vibrate said metal piece.

Man 1: dude are you okay?
Man 2: god no....
Man 1: what happened
Man 2: Lacey gave me a russian magneto last night....I have never been so....disturbingly pleased and disgusted

Man 1: We, sir, are no longer friends

by Og mudslide July 29, 2009

Angry Magnet

Naked Performance Art! Requires one penis and one household vacuum cleaner with nozzle attachment.
Turn the vacuum cleaner on and hold the nozzle close enough to your penis to just cause the end of your knob to be draw towards the nozzle, just like an angry magnet!

Pulled off the angry magnet!

by DS October 31, 2003

sexual magnetism

The example of a sex god or goddess if you have great sexual magnetism you are the absolute best in bed

Logan had great sexual magnetism with me last night.

by Og_rapper February 22, 2017