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Marshals mum

Slag, loves Cock, slut,
Guy 1"I had marshals mum last night"
Guy 2 "yea she is a slut"
by 39357h February 23, 2018
mugGet the Marshals mummug.

your mum

A dumb joke that idiots use like me.

idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work
roast: person: boii you look like saggy wet noodles

idiot: like your mum?
by WhoEatDaOreo January 14, 2017
mugGet the your mummug.

Flakey's mum

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box
hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey
mugGet the Flakey's mummug.

mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.
Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*
by Shut up blud November 7, 2019
mugGet the mum diedmug.

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022
mugGet the Jam-mummug.

harrys mum

that crash was hectic harrys mum is DEAD
by harrys dad May 15, 2022
mugGet the harrys mummug.

mean mum

apparently the woman who lives somewhere in newport shropshire says that she hates her son and so does everybody else.
a mean mum is a mean mum
by omaewamoushinderu May 24, 2020
mugGet the mean mummug.

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