morning scrambler

The act of defecating on someone's George Foreman Grill for them to find in horror.

The girl was a fucking bitch, so I made her a morning scrambler, it'll be a breakfast she'll never forget!

by TeamPrank September 14, 2009

Morning Nipple

When a woman wakes up in the morning with huge stiff nipples. Like morning wood on a woman.

Man, my girlfriend spooned me in the morning and I can feel her morning nipples poking me in the back!

by Mornip December 21, 2010

Early Morning Suprise

When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.

Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?
Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.

by arsenalpete316 March 17, 2009

g-morning

the soft whisper of a lover at sunrise that lets him know that the morning wood be better than the night

She turns over on her side to see those eyes gazing into hers. Their skin glistened in the morning light. He gently moves a wisp of hair from her eyes. A grin peeks from behind the sheets " G-morning" He could barely hear her soft voice but it made him hard. As he leaned over to kiss her, she pulled him closer and they started all over again.

by lafilleintelligente June 30, 2016

morning grumpy

defecating in the toilet first thing in the morning

Bobby Knight left the bathroom door open a sliver so he could still talk and take his morning grumpy.

- Rick Reilly

by homersimpso90210 October 8, 2009

Morning Steel

Having a ridiculous boner in the morning, or also having Auto-Mechanics class 1st Hour.

Kirk: Bro, i got Morning Steel!! I gotta go!

Ryan: Ok man, go control your boner!

Kirk: Nah man, Auto-Mechanics, 1st Hour!

by yerpy, money, money, money January 10, 2012

Morningwood Docking

A rare coincidence that occurs when two men sleep next to one another and one of them later wakes to find that his morningwood is inadvertently docking with the other man's morningwood. One of the participants must be uncircumcised for a true instance of morningwood docking to occur.

- If you tell anyone that I was morningwood docking you the morning after that party I will fucking kill you.
- Let's never talk about how we were morningwood docking again.

by Realtip July 19, 2013