Morning Wide

Female equivalent of a morning wood where a woman is in a state of arousal fresh from waking in the morning.
I was woken in the morning by my horney girlfriend with her morning wide.
by fitzlad December 22, 2009
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Wood Morning

A good morning expression for certain circumstances.
See morning wood
him: good morning.

her: ooh, wood morning baby!
by woodsey February 08, 2012
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corn for the morn

when one consumes a powdered narcotic, such as ketamine or the drone - that one has also consumed the night before - in the morning, frequently off the corner of a credit/debit card for better facilitation.
'shit man theres still some k left'
'best have a corn for the morn then'
by general fiasco May 19, 2010
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Morning Marble

The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.
Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.
by alfalfa31 November 22, 2015
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Bad Morning

Friend: Look at her she's such a Bad Morning
Friend 2: Better stay away!
by Eusebiu May 18, 2020
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HOOD MORNING

The proper way to say good morning to your friends on Slack.
* 8 AM on a Monday Morning *
No one:
Literally No one:
Your Friend: HOOD MORNING YALL!
by lowdoh January 27, 2020
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Morning Cardio

Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.
Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
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