Morning Wide

Female equivalent of a morning wood where a woman is in a state of arousal fresh from waking in the morning.

I was woken in the morning by my horney girlfriend with her morning wide.

by fitzlad December 22, 2009

Last morning

Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.

Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.

Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.

by slim415 December 15, 2009

Morning Guilt

Feelings of dissapointment and being ashamed in oneself because of your actions during the night. Morning Guilt usually occurs from either waking up with no money in your wallet, hungover, a ticket, hook-ups/creeping/drunk texts, not remebering what you said to people at the bar, but mostly not accomplishing anything on the weekend. Morning guilt can last up to an hour or until the next East Stroudsburg University weekend.

"Hey man do you have morning guilt?"
- "Yeah"
"Do you want to start drinking again?"
- "Yeah"

by 2nd St. House April 29, 2011

Morning Marble

The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.

Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.

by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016

HOOD MORNING

The proper way to say good morning to your friends on Slack.

* 8 AM on a Monday Morning *
No one:
Literally No one:
Your Friend: HOOD MORNING YALL!

by lowdoh January 27, 2020

Morning Trick

A working gay male who visits a rent boy in the morning before he goes to work.

These men are often in the closet and in a straight marriage or relationship, and so would be unable to make excuses for going out in the evening to visit a rent boy.

Ryan: "Dude, why are you getting up so early? Aren't you hung over?"
Mike: "Yeah, but I wanna catch a couple of morning tricks before breakfast."

by flozz August 23, 2008

Last Morning

A phrase to describe the construct of time outside of the present moment.

Steph: when did you go to the playground?
Vivi: last morning

Seb: when is dinner?
Vivi: last morning!

by Bakcurnshakf December 8, 2018