monger

Short for whoremonger, i.e., one who frequents whores and prostitutes.

He's a true monger, even his vacations are all to primo whorefucking destinations.

by Cabron December 5, 2004

Pudgy Monster

A girl who is overweight but not so overweight that you wouldn't hit it

Troy McLure and Ben Stiller were thinking about taking this girl home to pig roast her but she was a bit of a Pudgy Monster

by Pudgy Hitter March 18, 2010

Spaghetti Monster

Also know as God

What if I were to tell you there was a flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky?

by docv October 24, 2008

Mantervention

an orchestrated attempt by one, or often many, guy friends to get someone to seek professional help with a girlfriend or wife. Manterventions have been used to address serious personal problems, including, but not limited to acting like the bitch in the relationship, relationship infidelity, and not acting manly.

All the men decided to have a mantervention when they found out Bob was getting cheated on by his fat wife.

by Rodrim33 September 18, 2010

pussy monger

One who craves nothing but pussy

That chick is such a pussy monger! Sweet!

by verb and pronunsijunction and shorts July 5, 2003

Shit Monger

someone who enjoys "mongering" shit. They enjoy hoarding it and/or eatting the shit.

A Diss
the act of calling someone a shit monger.

ex 1.Dude look how dirty that guy is. you can tell all he does is like to monger shit.

ex2. guy1- your mom has a dirty gunt
guy2- fuck you your such a dirty shit monger.

by Shitties May 3, 2009

Shit Monger

Someone who enjoys creating shit (problems). Someone who enjoys creating trouble for other people. Someone who enjoys watching other people fight.

Jesse told me you said I was a liar.
Don't listen to him, he's a shit monger.

by Kconnor56 July 11, 2010