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midget mile

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.
Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016
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A Miles Rendallson

A Miles Rendallson is when you go to finish and spaff on the back of your sisters head but instead a little bit of poo comes out
Ahhh wtf mate, did you just a miles rendallson on my sons chest
by Poon pulvirizer the 3rd February 10, 2018
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Uganda Mile

This is a unit of measurement commonly used around the world. It is the distance from Sacramento, CA to Kampala, Uganda (9,278 miles). This unit of measurement is used in astrophysics calculations and canoe racing.
From Sacramento to Moscow, it is 0.625134727 Uganda Miles.
by HardcoreSodoku November 20, 2018
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3,000 miles

Where Khalilah is, she is in Baghdad city and she is also looking pretty on this wonderful night. She is also blind. She is also really hot. Literally.
“Hey there Khalilah what’s it like in Baghdad city, I’m 3,000 miles away but tonight you’re looking pretty can’t you see”
by Shamima_69_2BorderCross_Pro February 6, 2022
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miles mcgann

miles mcgann is dumbo silly pants. he flirts with everyone in the world and dylan pearce has the biggest crush on him.
Man that miles mcgann is soooo few hundredths!
Got that right!

please publish this it would mean so much
by gurgletimmygurgle December 9, 2018
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Miles McBride

NYK SG/PG and is basically Marcus Smart but a bit worse at defense, and a bit better on offense. And no flopping either.
Miles McBride with the steal!!
by Mowaffles September 7, 2021
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a man's mile

The distance to one's destination, regardless of unit of measurement.
"How far is it from New York City to LA?"
"About a man's mile."
by Random_Assortment_Of_Letters August 23, 2016
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