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Buuuuurn. #milfjokes
by duderino555 October 26, 2014
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milferrigno

A combination of a milf with the intense anger fluctuations of Lou Ferrigno that you might expect from a post-menopause milf that you are currently banging. Basically she goes Hulk on your ass.
Steve: "How did last night go with that milf that you are currently enjoying"?

Doug: "Great". "Until I mentioned i would totally do her hot 19 year old daughter, then she turned all milferrigno on me."
by prodigyofmind July 24, 2010
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milfatude

when a hot mom know she's hot and let's you know she's hot.
WOW, her mom has milfatude!
by twistednick July 26, 2010
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Milfhint

when a sexually attractive middle-aged woman ( who may or may not have children) makes a sexual innuendo or adds a seductive undertone to a conversation either unintentionally or by design.
Woman casually mentions that her kids are gone for the evening and she has nothing to do, then proceeds to invite a man(s) over to the house.- Milfhint
by Yosemite Samonite September 8, 2010
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milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.
He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.
by the agitator August 27, 2013
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MILF

Mother I'd like to Fuck
Mother I'd like to Facebook...lol
Boy 1
Damn... Check out that hot woman that just moved in next door.
Boy 2
She's got all those kids with her.
Boy 1
Yea... She's a MILF
by Collegeboy126 August 25, 2016
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MILF Dyke

A mature woman with sons that came out of the closet and lives as a lesbian.
"Cameron became a MILF Dyke after her affair with Lía, her daughter's best friend"
by Krashito September 14, 2016
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