yo mama joke

2nd grader's go to insult

some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Big Mama Thorton

Thouest holiest worm on a string. Girl is the sexiest of them all. She slides like she be on the red carpet, and her fur is OH, so blue. When you look into her eyes, your life flashes before you, and she can predict your future. She is a proud Mama to L'il Baby Thorton and wife to Big Daddy Thorton.

Look at Big Mama Thorton, she really glides like no other worm!

by WormOnAStringWorshiper April 5, 2021

joe mama

a joke used my genz

"Yo have you seen Joe?"
"Whos Joe?"
"JOE MAMA"

by ur fav moot June 16, 2021

tvoje mama

An amazing and unique joke, that translates to "your mom"
This could be used for anything.

"Kolik je hodin?"
"tvoje mama!"

In translation:
"What time is it?"
"Your mom."

by Joe the Biden November 21, 2021

How is Joe's mama?

The question you respond to someone when they ask you JOE MAMA!

Friend: You know Joe?
You: Who's Joe?
Friend: Joe Mama!
You: How is Joe's Mama?

by MuhBoment January 7, 2021

so good you'll slap yo mama

When you have a great meal, like a good southern steak, that it'll make you slap yo mama.

Billy: Joe, what should I have on the menu?
Joe: Get the steak. It's so good you'll slap yo mama!

by Weirdo Sheep August 12, 2018

Mama

The only person in the world that will hold my hair back as I vomit in a toilet after being out drinking, which she told me not to do.

Mama's always spanking my poor butt, but I still love her

by Brigid'sPriestess March 20, 2009