Looch

Opposite of a chode, a pencil dick. Sometimes up to 2 meters in length, like an acorn tied to a string.

That guy has the longest fuckin' looch I ever seen!

Donald hanged himself with his own looch.

He aggressively cut cake with his looch.

donald looch cake meter acorn

by StuGasaurus March 31, 2015

louchebag

Louchebag 1. A person new to the world of absinthe and to liquor itself. One who's own perception is clouded by the marketing falsehoods perpetrated by the Evil Czech Empire, HighTimes, Maxim and a myriad of other low brow publications 2. A pathetic alcoholic that is clouded by a jealousy of those in-the-know. An outsider that mistakenly believes itself to be of any consequence to an elite absinthe-related organization, circle, or social clique.

Frankie: Mr. Brews is an expert on the subject of absinthe.

Off. Jokey B.: Hey, stop suckin' Neddy's (explicative) and being such a louchebag!

by Louis Begger July 21, 2008

Looch

To spit or drool saliva either on purpose or involuntarily.

1 Gross man he is looching all over his shirt.

2 Stay way from me, don´t looch on me! Freaking sick-o!

3 I hate cowboy hicks, they're always loochin' tobacco all over the place.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008

loach

Crust that forms around a person's butthole

My ass itches cuz I got so much loach!

by Loacha Libre April 18, 2008

loach

a person who loves giving hickies. also enjoys seeing the reaction of the person who is receiving it.

usually seen in 18 to 20 year old males.

I love Blake, but he's the biggest loach I've ever been with. So now I look like a white trash leopard.

by ashlyn grace May 10, 2008

looch

Short for "leg-gooch", the space between your balls and your leg, where BSTL-causing sweat is made, and is notorious for smelling almost as bad as the gooch itself.

I stopped wearing a cup when I played paintball because it chafed my looch to hell and back.

by The Ammon Republican Army September 17, 2005

louchean

Taken from the adjective louche, meaning a crass, irresponsible person, this noun represents the fun-loving side of the same virtues. A life-loving, sometimes a user of illegal substances, person who's mostly always happy.

Let's call John. He's a natural born louchean; he'll be a lot of fun to bring to the beach.

by J. Sean J. Nicholson June 23, 2009