labia locked

when a female, in pursuit of a male to mate with, experiences interference from another female ergo eliminating all chances of getting some.

"Damn, blair waldorf just labia locked serena van der woodsen!"

by TheKidsThatDoWork April 23, 2009

Baby Locked

When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.

"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"

by Capn Webshta December 20, 2009

Lochie

Funny as fuck. Extremely smart when he concentrates- which is never- and is very distracting. Very annoying but a great trustworthy mate. He'd be the kid to write qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp in the teacher's computer.

Lochie is so irritating.
Yeah but he is so funny.

by Kita101 September 24, 2018

locked

1) To have down packed
2) Perfection
3) To hold down

How did your performance go?
I had it locked.

For Girls:
I thought I seen your man last night.
Girl, i got him on lock, he dont go out any more.

For men:
How it go last night?
I got that pussy on lock!

by cier June 16, 2010

Locker room orgy

an orgy in a locker room that cheerleaders throw for football players when they win a ball game.

I'm glad I play football the cheerleaders had a locker room orgy.

by Deep blue 2012 November 2, 2009

come out of the locker room

when a girl who is really dykey (often plays softball, has a butch hair cut, deep, raspy voice) admits to being a full forced lesbian.

Everyone knew Hannah was a lesbian because of her butchy manner, but she thought it to be necessary to come out of the locker room

by Betty Machetti December 26, 2009

locked and loaded

A euphemism for preparing to cut a deadly fart.

I knew that familiar look passing across my husband of fifty years’ face; he was locked and loaded, so my defensive maneuver was to remove myself from his dangerous trajectory.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019