Lobster

A prank to play on an unsuspecting female friend. You approach her silently from behind, and with both hands reach around and tweak her nipples, and yell "Lobster!" She will probably freak out and scream -- this is the desired effect.

I gave her the lobster as payback for the scorpion she gave me earlier.

by bbf August 1, 2007

Red Lobster

When her junk smells like fish, and she serves crabs.

Julie is such a red lobster.

by Liz86 November 2, 2010

rock lobster

1) the male equivalent of a camel toe. Usually achieved by wearing extremely tight pants or shorts to accentuate a clear silhouette of one's member.

Also known as "rocking the lobster"

Tommy put on his hot pants and checked the mirror to make sure that his rock lobster would be clearly visible by his fans in the front row.

by lobster girl January 14, 2008

Newfoundland lobster trap

Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"

Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!

by Ted Mosby is a jerk March 26, 2009

Red Lobster

A place that sells Skrimps. Often pronouced "Red Lobska"

Imma be gonna to da Red Lobster fo sum skrimps

by skrimps10 July 27, 2010

Lobster Claw

Originating in the state of Maine, a term used to describe 'four in the stink' and 'one in the pink'. A variation of the 'shocker' and the 'beatle clip'.

When she woke up in the morning, it felt as though a crustacean had eaten her asshole, but in reality her boyfriend had given her the ole lobster claw the night before.

by R Brown May 24, 2006

LobsterFuck

1. A horny female lobster in high heat.
2. A person who gets in your way while walking in public. Someone rude who doesnt notice they are being rude.

1. That girl is such a lobsterfuck. She is trying to be a whore.

2. (Guy bumbs into me on the street and walks away without apologizing) "Hey you lobsterfuck! Apologize!

by Jdawg480 April 16, 2009