Slayer fan: "Ugh, FUCK Limp Bizkit. I hate the fact that Fred Durst looks and tries to be a rapper that will be bound to end up in a situation where he ends up having arguments with pigeons. FUCK. THEM."
Limp Bizkit fan: "GOD MUTHAFUCKIN' DAMN, SLAYER! How do people call your discography "music" when all of it is just some dude screaming his ass off and another dude playing his guitar really fast?! This shit blows!"
That one guy who doesn't give a shit about what he's listening to: "wtf is happening lol"
Limp Bizkit fan: "GOD MUTHAFUCKIN' DAMN, SLAYER! How do people call your discography "music" when all of it is just some dude screaming his ass off and another dude playing his guitar really fast?! This shit blows!"
That one guy who doesn't give a shit about what he's listening to: "wtf is happening lol"
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Girl: I can't stand that guy over there. Have you heard his "10 Foolproof Pickup Lines to get Females?"
Girl 2: Yeah, he has limp rizz. I don't think a single girl would actually go out with him.
Girl 2: Yeah, he has limp rizz. I don't think a single girl would actually go out with him.
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Get the Limp Horndog mug.A phrase inspired by the legend of Chris Labonty, the man who single‑handedly turned erectile dysfunction into an art form, and whose equipment was rumored to be smaller than a cocktail shrimp on diet mode. A limp shrimp is any dude whose confidence could fill a stadium but whose performance couldn’t inflate a balloon.
Known to strike when you least expect it, usually right after big talk, tequila shots, or a Bluetooth speaker playing 90s R&B.
Known to strike when you least expect it, usually right after big talk, tequila shots, or a Bluetooth speaker playing 90s R&B.
“Bro flexed like a player all night, but when it came down to business? Straight Chris Labonty limp shrimp moment.”
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A legendary condition describing the unfortunate combo of erectile dysfunction and having a small penis. The limp shrimp is the guy who talks big, struts bigger, and still ends up auditioning for a seafood commercial instead of a love scene.
Scientists call it “vascular underperformance.” Urban Dictionary calls it a warning label.
A legendary condition describing the unfortunate combo of erectile dysfunction and having a small penis. The limp shrimp is the guy who talks big, struts bigger, and still ends up auditioning for a seafood commercial instead of a love scene.
Scientists call it “vascular underperformance.” Urban Dictionary calls it a warning label.
“She hyped him up like he was bringing Big Dick Energy, but when the pants dropped, it was freezer‑burnt limp shrimp time.”
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