Definitions by WaywardPrincess

Limp Horndog 

A girlfriend

My girlfriend Laurel is a Limp Horndog

Limp Horndog by WaywardPrincess May 6, 2025

pb&j wipe 

When a girl wipes after pooping while on her period resulting in a red and brown “pb&j wipe”

It’s oddly satisfying to get a pb&j wipe while on my period.

pb&j wipe by WaywardPrincess May 23, 2019

Wake and wank 

The act of waking up and masturbating.

Person: I had a wake and wank session this morning after dreaming about Stacy's mom.

Wake and wank by WaywardPrincess April 27, 2017

Zodiac Killer

A murderer from the seventies

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer

Zodiac Killer by WaywardPrincess May 30, 2016