Kentucky Lightning

A kick ass ferret.

Hey! Where's Kentucky Lightning?

Idk, have you checked under the couch?

by Victoriathomas January 19, 2011

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Russian Lightning Bolt

The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.

"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"

Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"

by Judas, the Slayer of Hippies April 19, 2014

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The moment when a man's bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and semen shooting out uncontrollably. Some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to.

Bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing lightning over at Kelly's apartment. She was pissed!

by Xtan Lee December 4, 2015

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straw-lighting

A combination of the straw man logical fallacy as well as gaslighting psychological techniques typically used to win an argument or degrade another person.

My girlfriend was really straw-lighting me in an argument we had.

by ZeroOne01 November 4, 2019

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