lumberjack

A fashionably disabled(genderly-confused)tree cutting person.

see monty python

by Jo Rabbi November 22, 2003

lumbq

Abbreviation for "Laughing under my breath quietly," I came up with it because I thought of "Important Things with Demetri Martin." He used the phrase LTMQ, (laughing to myself quietly), which when I told someone about it they corrected me.

Person: Lol
Other Person: It wasn't that funny but it still was a little funny, lumbq.

by MatthewXploder November 21, 2011

Lumber Nuts

The act of using your own boner to bag tag someone else.

Bro, Tito has been acting like a clown all day, I want to get him to shut the fuck up.

I'll tell ya what you should do fella, you gotta Lumber Nuts that fool.

Shit, that's kinda gay, but it's a great idea.

by sanfred November 2, 2011

lumbernugget

A derogatory word for losers.

Shut up, you lumbernugget

by Chromosonic September 25, 2013

lumbergasm

the feeling of extreme excitement one experiences when introduced to a full and clearly awesome beard

She never told her mom about that chilly November day she had the Lumbergasm. She'd simply never seen a man with so much beard!

by Kickakenna November 3, 2013

Lumberjack Pleasure

Masturbating vigorously in a flannel whilst holding and operating chainsaw.

"I walked in on Mitch having a Lumberjack Pleasure!"
"That guy is always givin himself a lumberjack pleasure."

by lumberjack77 January 1, 2015

lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2016