Limp lettuce

When you become limp during sex

I was only limp lettuces one

by Dxddy1234 November 19, 2019

Limping Jack

An individual vulnerable to persuasion especially those who are emotionally weak.

Melvyne only goes for limping jacks because he doesn't like confident women.

by GarTig December 30, 2019

Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019

limp dorito

A man who likes soggy doritos and eats them everyday.

you are a limp dorito

by general yeeticus dabber 3rd May 7, 2019

limp brain

when somebody doesn’t have a big brain they have a limp brain.

did you see jackson he’s such a limp brain.

by realbrian September 12, 2019

Limp

A pimps bitch also known as a limp. She enjoys head and a good time.

Look at that Limp over there! Damn she thicc.

by Big_Daddy69 August 28, 2019

Limp Chipscut

A soggy, oily hot chip that cant stand on its own. Possibly undercooked, over steamed or sat in a bain marie for hours. The most famous Limp Chipscut franchise is said to be Red Roosters. 1 in 10 customers said the were outraged with boxes of limp soggy chips they continually receiving.

"I'm tired of these Limp Chipscuts Red Rooster are selling me. I'm going to KFC where they are not affraid to fry ."

by Aok Pok May 29, 2018