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Kyle

Sometimes two faced but really nice when he's not two faced. He has a big heart, open to all! Mostly shy but when you get to know him he’s extremely funny and is a great friend. He doesn’t stick to his word though, but he can keep certain secrets!
Friend : Don’t speak to them nor be friends with them, shes such a bitch. We don’t want you to get your feeling hurt!

Kyle : Okay, i won’t speak to them.

*speaks to the person his friends tell him not to be friends with*
by Unknown Grapefruit May 22, 2019
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A batty man who has a white van and fingers little children in his spare time.
I saw Kyle looking at kids yesterday
by Funniest guy on the planet November 11, 2019
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A kid who grew up with a fat dad that drinks too much monster and eats to much monster ham, look it up on google, he likes motocross and dirt bikes. He is very boring and likes to dress as an animal. (A furry)
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Kyle is a HOMELESS GAY ASS BITCH he wants males to shows him their dicks note to mind this is kyle's parents biggest,gravest mistake oh wait he doesn't have any.HE WAS BORN FROM A TRASH CAN.
dude yesterday a gay ass bitch name kyle made me show him my dick.
by Bitch I am fabulous December 9, 2019
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If you meet a girl named girl, you've struck gold. They are one of the funniest people alive. Amazingly beautiful, and make everything they do cute in some way. A female Kyle may be a little insecure, but she really doesn't have reason to be. Either the bestest friend you will have in your entire damn life. Or an amazing lover, and girlfriend. Great at kissing, even better at hugs. A Kyle, is certainly someone you'd never want to replace.
Derick-dude, I asked out Kyle.
Bobby-She won't say yes man, she's wayyy too good for you.
by TheRealOne677 May 4, 2019
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A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.
Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."
by CertifiedWeebTrash July 21, 2019
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“Wait isn't Kevin heart and Kanye west the same person”-Kyle 2019
Yes he actually said that
by El Chapo the sexy elpaco January 23, 2020
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