trapper keeper car

Low grade vehicles with add-ons and horrible paint jobs that cost more than the vehicles worth, making it look like a decked out lawn mower.

a.k.a. lawnmower car

Guy 1: dude there are so many trapper keeper cars here, i dont get it

Guy 2: wtf is a trapper keeper car?

Guy 1: dont roll up next to me in your honda painted 5 different colors with splash graphics and a cannon for an exhaust tip and rev at me

Guy 2: lmfao

by A.F.B. August 9, 2010

Quarterback Keeper

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!

Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!

by Sam M. October 29, 2005

Keffer

A hot sexy convict boyfriend who smokes a shit ton of Reefer, and loves deeply.

My boyfriend Keffer smokes too much reefer, the chiefer of the keif.

by BEENBEAN February 27, 2019

Keeper in AO

Hi, I play Keeper in an online game, called Anarchy Online. I can't kill anyone, because I watch porn while pvping. And if i finally loose i blame the AO servers for the lag, not my filesharing program downloading the newest hustler releases.

OMG, did you see I am a keeper in AO? I did not even have time to jerk off over that five minute Paris Hilton clip. my defenses were down already and those 5 people killed me. We need more tanking abilities!!

by Righteous2 March 26, 2009

Keenered

When you recieve bad news via text message. Often done to avoid a conversation.cowardly

Lastnight I was going to meet a friend for some drinks. Then at the last minute I was keenered

by Phunkmaster P. October 28, 2009

Keeter

Most likely to get all money from mommy and daddy instead of a job.

Come on dude, don't be a Keeter and work a little.

by Cash_482 January 31, 2017

keefterpiece

Keefterpiece is when you are feigning what last few nugs of your weed is left. So you fill your bong with some tree and then add Keefe from the grinder to it on top and it's a like a masterpiece but a Keefterpiece!

Bro, this is a sick keeferpiece! Amanda, do you have anything left for a keefterpiece?

by PearlQueenn July 24, 2017