kale

a guy who is ok a counter-strike

man kale is in the server we should leave or wel'le lose

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Kaleidoscope

When a man ejaculates in his sex partners eye.

"Why is she wearing an eye patch?"
"I totally pulled a kaleidoscope on her last night."
"Nice.."

by AsHaSauR March 24, 2010

Kaleb

A dumb bitch.

Kaleb is a dumb bitch.

by youknow55 July 30, 2011

kaleb name

A cat guy who lives in his parents basement and has his mother bang him all week everyday and night with his father plus his girl cousins. plus has a vibrator that he uses everyday so when his mom can't bang him, he can pretend that he's getting banged

look at kaleb names family their so nasty all together

by roscoe898989 January 31, 2015

kaleese

The baddest bitch of the all🤪

@obeyy.danii ❤️<<<<Kaleese instagram

by Kaleese February 7, 2018

Kale Daddy

A sugar daddy for urban girls that cannot regularly purchase kale chips and other expensive vegan snack

I need a kale daddy to buy me this kombucha right now.

$7.99 for a small bag of kale chips? Where is my kale daddy when I need him?!

by Davlib July 4, 2016

kalei

Male Kaleis are typically loud, brash assholes who want to out-scream you.

Female kaleis are cool, however.

"You're such a Kalei!" "Dude, she's a chick. Wrong word."

by thethesaurusisnotadinosaur April 26, 2017