Jonas Jerebko

The best basketball player of all time, fundamental big, there’s never been a better player.

Person 1: Ay yo have did you see JJ (Jonas jerebko) last night?
Person 2: yeah man he dropped 50 while being double teamed the whole game.

Person 3: who is Jonas Jerebko?
*Person 1 and 2 then proceed to smash person 3’s face into their balls for committing a sin as bad as not knowing Jerebko*

by YaMuva1 October 1, 2019

jonash

extremely peng and rich and is the best at league of legends. most of the time is cringe but thats what makes jonash jonash.

Guy: Thats not how the song goes, you've jonash'ed it

by soulous November 23, 2021

Andy Jonas Singh

A zesty ass mdfk, will rizz up any guy other than his own girlfriend.

You see, Andy Jonas SIngh is at it again, flirting with Jayden.

by Jly_ October 17, 2023

Frankie Jonas

The fourth Jonas and the one who we least care about. He will probably replace Kevin Jonas in a matter of years. He probably has jealously problems and will more than likely murder his brothers in a fit of jealousy.

Fangirl: OH my God! Did you hear Frankie Jonas is getting his own television show?
Fangirl 2: Why the hell would I care about stupid Frankie Jonas? He's the least likable, and the least attractive.

by Annemermaid1995 August 24, 2009

Jonas Sisters

A shitty band composed by a fat bitch called Kevin, another fat bitch called Joe and a stupid bitch with diarrhea (...or diabetes?) called Nick.

These 3 stupid whores are also WRONGLY known as the Jonas Brothers.

God: The Jonas Sisters Suck

The rest of the world: We agree!

by DeathMagnetic October 14, 2008

Jonas Brothers

A band of 3 gay asses names Nick, Kevin and Joe Jonas. Mostly girls aged 5-17 WORSHIP (I mean it) these assholes. Most of these girls have over-protective parents who wont let them listen to anything else but Disney music. Half of those parents are Soccer-moms. If you post mean things to the lovers, they will reply " You just hate them because ur jealous"

OMJ!!! I goT TIcKetS To GO See THE JoNAs BroThERs I LoVE YOu NiCk <3

by Anti jonas March 14, 2010

joe jonas

Brother of Nick, Kevin, and Frankie Jonas. Member of the Jonas Brothers. Destined to go solo one day. He makes the tambourine so sexy. Reigns from my home state of new jersey, which obviously makes him even more awesome. He makes tight pants look good. He's notorious for acting insane, talking without thinking, randomly taping himself along with his brothers and posting in on youtube. He used to rock the "joehawk" (Mohawk). He's known for his raps about "jacketz" and "girls" and reallly bad ass jokes. His voice and his bod makes any girl melt. He's pretty much amazing.

I was at a Jonas Brothers concert and I saw Joe Jonas playing his tambourine and singing, and when he ripped his shirt open I stopped breathing because he just makes you go "OH BABY!".

by BonusJonas January 12, 2008