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Moist Job

The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.
As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.
by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010
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Explosion Job

A blowjob so good that orgasm is reached.
Ricky just got an explosion job. Look at his face, it's like he just found God.
by ap0llo April 24, 2011
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Grump Job

When a woman (or man if in a homosexual relationship) belligerently, begrudgingly and/or reluctantly gives into her man’s desires, pleas and/or requests for a blow job.
I was so exhausted last night, but he was in the mood, so I mustard-up all my energy for a grump job. At least he was happy.
by #1 Howard Stern Fan August 9, 2010
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spin job

When you put her on that dick and spin her around
I made her dizzy when she gave me a spin job
by BigguyOrRyan August 14, 2016
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Diablo Job

When your girlfriend fills a tabasco sauce cap with tabasco, sucks it into her mouth, then holds it on her tongue whilst giving you a blow job.
"Dude, I got a Diablo Job last night. It still hurts this morning."
by Don Tortellini January 23, 2010
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Toyam Job

A form of masturbation dealt by another party which often leads to ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a hand job.
Ben's favorite sexual position is sitting on the floor while getting a toyam job. Go figure.
by BV69BV May 2, 2017
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teeth job

Giving a blowjob and having the teeth rake along the penis
"She scratched my dick while sucking it with that teeth job
by Sjsuahajaush December 26, 2014
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