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Instanotificatioxylopyrtosterophobia

an irrational fear of receiving an Instagram notification while baking a wooden spoon in a toaster.
Her instanotificatioxylopyrtosterophobia was so specific, yet the thought alone was enough to make her anxious whenever her phone buzzed in the kitchen.
by Phobia guy October 27, 2024
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instanceually

instanceually (adverb)
in·stance·u·al·ly /ˈɪn.stəns.ju.ə.li/

1. Occurring or applied in a single instance, with the implication that it could extend universally once established.

2. In any given instance; applicable within a specific situation but potentially expanding beyond it.

Synonyms: once, in one instance, on a single occasion, momentarily (context-dependent).

Origin: A blend of instance and the suffix -ually, suggesting a singular occurrence with broader implications.

Coined by ystles (@yulaiyr).
"'Might makes Right'? You understand that applies to everything, once advocated for instanceually, right?"

"A rule, once instanceually enforced, can set a precedent for all future cases."
by ystles January 21, 2025
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instanity

The deranged, unhinged state of mind caused by obsessively stanning someone or something. Symptoms include irrational behaviour, public meltdowns over fan drama, and an inability to distinguish reality from fanon.

Basically: when stanning becomes insanity.
“She wasn’t just a Swiftie. She had full-blown instanity.”

“Their whole Discord server is descending into instanity over that leaked rehearsal clip.”

“This level of instanity should be classified as a psychological condition.”
by NoRedPill August 18, 2025
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instanfuckintaneous

His disappearance was instanfuckintaneous.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2025
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HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.
I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.
by The Real Driller January 21, 2025
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Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal

The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.
Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!
by Zeth the angery gay March 16, 2020
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