the hoop state

Kansas
Kansas is the hoop state and has the best hoopers

Gradey Dick is from the hoop state

by eason.no.nash. April 4, 2022

hoop hottie

A girl who has a thing for/hooks up with Basketball players

Guy: So Jamie's hooked up with three of the guys from the team?

Other guy: I'd tap that, she's a hoop hottie.

by The Og Hoop Hottie December 15, 2013

Dannel on them hoops

When your friend Daniel decides to pour in some fruitloops for breakfeast. But spills them and some goes onto the floor. When he crouches down to pick up the ones on the floor, you push him hard and yell DANNEL ON THEM HOOPS

My friend Daniel wanted cereal, so i decided to get him on them hoops
*pushes and yells* Dannel on them hoops

by Jack firedragonwolf March 6, 2019

Hooping cough

The cough one gets from the insertion of an item into the anus.

"I was stashing some drugs up my ass and got mad hooping cough!"

by FionaB June 28, 2015

highschool hoops

a anime-inspired basketball game on roblox, often joked about as being the least updated game on roblox. a large update has begun as of december 7th 2024 causing this game to shut down temporarily.

zoid is widely regarded as the best player on this game

highschool hoops is such a fun game, lets play it later!

by DeltaRidge December 6, 2024

hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.

A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

Hoop

An onion ring.

David was excited when he found a “hoop” among his “sticks” when he got his order at BK drive through.

by Mustngsaliez February 11, 2020