Hooker-Nun

A female cybervangelist with questionable ethics. A female evangelical preacher who uses fear to extort tithings from the emotionally and intellectually infirm sheep that comprise her cybergation (cyberspace parish).

"Christian Broadcasting Network seems to employ a good number of hooker-nuns to keep its coffers full."

by VirtualVice August 14, 2009

Russian hooker

A person who may have achieved a great deal in his/her lifetime, but still wets the bed.

Donald Trump was late to his meeting again this morning. He said he was up all night tweeting but I know that man a Russian hooker.

by Sonne:Doof February 1, 2017

waller in the holler

Going down on a redneck girl; Similar to Yodel in the Valley, it has been heard from the mouths of Kentucky girls.

My boyfriend was all excited 'bout the Cats win and wanted some action. I told him he better "waller in the holler" first!

by dizzlebug October 14, 2010

Hooker with the Heart of Gold

The 'Hooker with the heart of Gold' is a a female and in rare cases, a man, who lives the tragic life of prostitution.

The hooker with the heart of gold is a caring, loving, person whose head and heart are all in the right place, but is in the prostitution business due to some ludicrous tale such as:

1)she has no way of paying a HUGE debt and has to work 2 jobs plus the corner

2)she is forced by the pimp to be a prostitute and doesn't leave because fear of him

3)a family member is deathly ill and she had to quit school and get 2 low paying jobs plus work the corner

Hooker with the heart of gold: Hey! wanna have a good time baby?

Pleasure seeker: Get in.
Several hours later.....

Hooker is walking back to the corner when she sees a hobo...she gives him half the earnings she just made even though her pimp is not gonna be happy. she puts the hobo before herself

by tymk August 15, 2011

Asian hooker

they'll do what you want...

"Come, you asian hooker! Lemme stuff this peanut butter down you!"
...."Yes, master."

by dabadabadabadabadaba January 24, 2011

Hooker Bomb

Variation of the "trucker bomb." A projectile spent rubber. While it need not be filled with baby-batter and fresh from a hooker's mudflaps, the following criteria must be met: it must be a condom, the reservoir must be filled with some sort of suggestible fluid, and it must be tied off. Also, the tosser should yell "HOOKER BOMB!" before throwing it at some unsuspecting bystander. The person throwing the hooker bomb should avoid condoms with spermicide if he wishes to write something on said bomb a la "Fat Man" or "Big Boy."

Oh man, that "hooker bomb" had AIDS written all over it. With a sharpie marker.

by Sam-Rod March 7, 2007

Hooker Tooth

A nigger so low class you cant even call him a nigger.

Hey, bro, check out that hooker tooth over there talking to sweet puddin gigolo. aw man what a hooker tooth! Stop stealing mah shit, hooker tooth!

by pseudonym is my name! July 23, 2010