Hoisted

To get roasted so bad it’s hilarious. To get raised up and ridiculed so bad it becomes funny.

That fool got hoisted after he was caught on a zoom call butt naked and it went viral.

He was gettin hoisted after he talked shit and then got knocked out in the first round.

by Super Science October 11, 2023

Hoisting Virus

The concept of a "Hoisting Virus" is a speculative and intriguing idea, suggesting a unique type of computer virus that operates on a psychological level rather than traditional digital disruption. Unlike conventional viruses that manipulate or compromise computer systems, the Hoisting Virus appears to target human behavior. This hypothetical virus seems to induce a desire in individuals to adopt identities or personas that are not their own, leading them to aspire to be someone else or connect with someone unrelated to their true selves. The implications of such a virus extend beyond the realm of technology, delving into the complex interplay between human psychology and the digital landscape, challenging our understanding of the potential intersections between technology and personal identity.

Hey look, Timmy has the Hoisting Virus!

by Jumbletumble February 9, 2024

Hoinky Doinky

The Hoinky Doinky is a sex position that requires 2 people. Person A will defecate in Person B's mouth; followed by Person A orally penetrating Person B until ejaculation. After Person A ejaculates, Person B will anally fist Person A to relax their muscles, followed by Person B puking the feces and semen they are holding in their mouth into Person A's anus.

He gave her the Hoinky Doinky.

by BSmith07 April 21, 2024

*hint hint*

that thing that one annoying 10-year-old says when you're in elementary school and he's trying to get you to say you have a crush on some random kid

oh yeah you TOOOOOTALLY don't like him *hint hint*

by tocatwiththeuniverse May 15, 2024

Hoinjdoink

Ah, behold the majestic "Hoinge Doink"! It's not just a word, it's an adventure into the realm of male or female anatomy, and hey, it can even sneak its way into middle names like Jason Hoinjdoink Calhoun! But wait, there's more! In certain circles, "Hoinjdoink" is the go-to term for someone who's misplaced their logic faster than you can say "where'd my brain go?" Case in point: "That guy? Oh, he's definitely misplaced his Hoinjdoink!"

While in an altercation, I tried to throw a punch, I missed and my opponent kicked me in the Hoinjdoink, which dropped me
to my knees.

by Majestic Elf March 21, 2024

hontard

A term of endearment for your significant other when they are being ignorant and/or silly.

Also doubles as a delicious dip in the combination of mustard and honey.

Listen here hontard…you need to get your head out of your ass.

&
Can you pass the hontard for my pork belly sandwich.

by Butt Munch 9000 December 2, 2024

Hoing

verb. pronounced (H-oy-ng) one syllable.
The act of shoving ones finger into something.

"Hey Bro! Did you hear that 'Hoinging Josh's B-Hole' just became a Broadway Musical? Some of the songs include 'The Unwanted Presence of a Finger', 'Oops! I Kinda Liked It', and 'Hoing Me Baby One More Time!' "

"I had to get a prostate exam and the Dr. totally just hoinged the shit outta my ass!"

"My stupid ass kid just hoinged the dog! I can't wash his hands enough!"

by HoingMaster900 December 12, 2024