Hoing

verb. pronounced (H-oy-ng) one syllable.
The act of shoving ones finger into something.

"Hey Bro! Did you hear that 'Hoinging Josh's B-Hole' just became a Broadway Musical? Some of the songs include 'The Unwanted Presence of a Finger', 'Oops! I Kinda Liked It', and 'Hoing Me Baby One More Time!' "

"I had to get a prostate exam and the Dr. totally just hoinged the shit outta my ass!"

"My stupid ass kid just hoinged the dog! I can't wash his hands enough!"