Hoing

(verb) When you are not usually a ho but you act like a ho rarely on occassion unexpectedly

Person 1: Damn! Did you see her! Shes usually not a ho!
Person 2: Yea dude, shes hoing tonight!

by cocksucker420 May 14, 2015

Hoing

Hailing and snowing

Person 1: hey! Its hailing and snowing
Person 2: thats called hoing

by Bcelm5 March 31, 2013

Hoing

Verb.- The use of overly attentive or obedient behavior to coerce females to do degrading things.

Man I was hoing with this hot girl the other day.

by sweggymcsweg June 23, 2015

ho ho ho

Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.

ho ho ho, it's christmas!

by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

ho ho ho

The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.

Santa: Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.

by Roy- December 21, 2006

ho ho ho

Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton

Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!

by Quack Quack July 21, 2008

Ho Ho Ho

A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.

John: "Dude emily is really hot!"

Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."

John: "Ah man that sucks!"

by blinkmesoftly December 20, 2009