Hoing

(verb) When you are not usually a ho but you act like a ho rarely on occassion unexpectedly
Person 1: Damn! Did you see her! Shes usually not a ho!
Person 2: Yea dude, shes hoing tonight!
by cocksucker420 May 14, 2015
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Hoing

Person 1: hey! Its hailing and snowing
Person 2: thats called hoing
by Bcelm5 March 31, 2013
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Hoing

Verb.- The use of overly attentive or obedient behavior to coerce females to do degrading things.
Man I was hoing with this hot girl the other day.
by sweggymcsweg June 23, 2015
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ho ho ho

Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.
ho ho ho, it's christmas!
by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003
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ho ho ho

The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.
by Roy- December 21, 2006
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ho ho ho

Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!
by Quack Quack July 21, 2008
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Ho Ho Ho

A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.
John: "Dude emily is really hot!"

Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."

John: "Ah man that sucks!"
by blinkmesoftly December 20, 2009
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