Yurk Hawk

A very humurous way of tricking someone into saying: "Your Cock"

Occasionally used on friends.

You: "Hey bro say Yurk, Hawk, but like fast."
Friend: "Yurk Hawk!"
You: "HAH! I MADE YOU SAY YOUR COCK!"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 4, 2021

Stephen Hawking

Cocktail, of such potent voracity it is known to render the consumer slack faced, unable to enunciate and generally in need of personal one on one care.

Must be served in a traditional dimpled English 'Pint Pot'

The Stephen Hawking is a base of mixed spirits :- Whisky, Gin, Malibu, Vodka. To serve you must up-end three bottles of alcopops (Smirnof Mule, White Lightening, WKD etc.) into the pot and let them syphon out as you consume the lot through a pink straw.

You'll be no closer to being a brillant astro and theoretical physicist but in every other aspect you'll be indistinguishable from the great man himself.

He was shitfaced after just one Stephen Hawking.

One Stephen Hawking is enough to put a lesser man in a coma.

On balance, it would be a bad idea for the Stephen Hawking to have a Stephen Hawking

by Linnetfan November 4, 2011

Muff Hawk

A muff hawk is when a person shaves his or her pubic area in the form of a mohawk.

Justin: Man Guess What I Did Last Night?
Mike: What?
Justin: Got A Muff Hawk.
Mike: That Is Pretty Awesome.

by Dr.RobLoveStone March 24, 2009

Like a Hawk

To describe a characteristic of something by relating it to a hawk, even when the Hawk is not known to share that characteristic.

Do you think your mom heard us? Yes, she has ears like a hawk.

by Joshua Cooney November 2, 2008

poon hawk

someone who enjoys the hunt for the elusive poon

Zach Dunn is a poon hawk

by Damarcus March 20, 2005

Hawk Rat

Any man or woman that takes joy in spending their parent's money while also getting blackout drunk at the Jayhawk Cafe three or four times a week. These people are usually failing school and are underaged. A common sign of finding a hawk rat is looking for spilled drink spots on their clothing. You do not want to be seen with these people very often.

"Why is that person passed out in a bush on a Tuesday?"
"They're a hawk rat."

by slimreaper86 March 6, 2023

G-Hawk

A resident of the Govan Hill; a district of Glasgow, Scotland. Typified by a flamboyant appearance the G-Hawk is the natural progression of the hipster in this specific geographical area. Often seen sporting a Bronski Beat style hat. Short trousers. Socks ridiculous, pointless or absent.

Check out the G-Hawk

by Dneil1278 September 19, 2023