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Personal Handbag

When you used to be a prince in the British Royal family and everyone loved you until you got Markled by your wife and now she acts like she’s more important than you and you act like her servant and the lesser of the 2
Awww look he’s her personal handbag I can’t believe he used to be a prince she acts like she’s the blood Royal lol
by Megxit crybabies March 12, 2021
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Gucci handbag

Sexual act: licking the gooch (taint) on a man.

See Netflix comedy London Hughes: To Catch A Dick.
Mate, she gave me a Gucci handbag during a blowjob last night.
by moobs September 7, 2021
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Hanoi Handbag

A testicle of a South-Asian ladyboy.
Carl: "I think I'm gonna go pick up that hooker over there"
Jim: "Nah, think that's a dude. Look at the Hanoi Handbags slipping out!"
by Ninaleven July 14, 2023
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Bellambi Handbag

A 6-pack or cask of cheap wine in a carry bag. Commonly seen carried between the Bellambi CBD and the Marina.
You go steal something from Bunnings while I go get a Bellambi Handbag from the drive-thru bottlo
by Pan D August 7, 2024
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Irish Handbasket

A spectacular and entirely preventable sexual catastrophe resulting from a group of middle-aged white guys attempting a sexual act they saw in a video, only to fail in a way that involves bodily fluids, property damage, and a trip to the emergency room. Their hubris blinds them to the obvious danger, leading to an explosion of ineptitude, leaving everyone—and everything—covered in the undeniable aftermath of their terrible judgment. It's the kind of sexual misadventure so profoundly stupid it makes you miss "The Good Old Days" when they just talked about it.
Ever since Vacant, Tobias, Dalix, tried to do 'The Human Centipede' at the bachelor party, the whole group has been a total Irish Handbasket. They ended up in a tangled mess and had to call 911 because someone got a beer bottle stuck somewhere it shouldn't have been.
by its_Dalix September 1, 2025
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Turkish Handbag

Commonly found in the middle east, this is an act where one man inserts his hand up another man's rectum and picks out the corn in his poop. Designed for pleasure that leads to softer bowel movements.
Dude I just visited Turkey and this guy tried to get me drunk and give me a Turkish Handbag after we had corn for dinner.
by Hugh G Bahls September 5, 2025
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Slovak Handball

“Slovak Handball” (Slovenská hádzaná in Slovak) is a slang expression for getting blackout drunk by drinking an excessive number of shots. The fast tempo and the way the shots are ‘thrown’ into you resemble the pace and style of the sport handball.
This style of drinking is mainly popular in rural areas of Slovakia, where many so-called “professional” alcohol drinkers can be found.
Hey, ready for tonights game of Slovak Handball?
Damn you are really hangover, did you play Slovak Handball yesterday?
by prazmasmrdi123 January 5, 2026
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