Hoop

A person of ratchet or ghetto descent
Man you shoulda seen this hoop last night with her fubu sneakers
by BushDid9 April 22, 2022
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Hoop jumping

That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping.

Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... 😼 💹 Good times 😁 But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.
“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”
by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025
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Hula hoop tricks on it

Someone you find incredibly attractive/ Someone you would vigorously ride.
See that guy over there? Hula hoop tricks on it.
by Fruitloop999 July 15, 2024
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Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.
That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.
by QuesoSubmarine January 23, 2022
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hooped earrings

look at that chav's with them massive hooped earrings.
by E.Q AND P.C February 6, 2014
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