Goncho

When you take a huge hit off of a joint, blunt, bong, bowl, etc. to the point where you cough uncontrollably. You can feel a goncho hit when when smoking out of a bong as the back of your throat starts burning before you pull the slide.

"Dude, just take a goncho rip off of that and pass it back"

"Hey Tyler, you wanna get gonchoed before the steelers game?"

by The Notorious D.A.N. January 23, 2009

The Gooch

17 Millet St

Home of the original Goochers. (not some shitty imitation)

"Awesome party at the Gooch last night, Boongers hooked up with some dude and Jadly smashed a bitch"

by Ldizzles January 23, 2013

gooch marine

Someone who performs sexual acts on the part of someones body between the anus and genitals.

"andy- Man, i got to be a gooch marine last night, i went down under the covers on this guy and was all up in his junk nd stuff, it was awesome!"

"Josh-.....uhhhh wow, thats pretty fucked up, nd i didnt know you were gay..?"

"Andy- Nah man, no way am i gay, i was jus havin some fun ya kno"

"Josh-.....uhhhh yea, im gunna go now."

by ExxM4rine August 25, 2007

Gooch Bunny

noun Tiny microscopic bunnies which feed on hair and sweaty, moist skin. These bunnies often irritate the gooch and cause rashes. They multiply extremely quickly and tend to nibble.

The Gooch Bunny was chewing on my chode, it hurt like hell.

by BlackJaX June 2, 2003

Gooch Monger

Noun

Someone who literally sells gooches. A phrase commonly used to insult someone who deserves more than the common "douche bag" or "asshole"

"Hey Bobby screw you!"
"Bite my ass Jake, you gooch monger."

by Mohawkakon June 3, 2010

Gooch

The crispy sometimes dingle berried area between your penis and anus.

SHIT, i ripped out my gooch climbing over that barbed wire fence.

As sarah was licking jons gooch she accidently downed a dingle berry.

As a Compliment: WOW did you see him win the race? Yea, hes gotta be a gooch monkey.

by EL Goocho July 30, 2008

Gonch Gig

Any job you are able to do alone in your underwear while remaining in the comfort of your own home. No clients will be present for the duration of the job.

Typically refers to musicians, graphic designers or any occupation you can do from home.

Designing that corporate web page was a real gonch gig.

by Chris R Anderson June 23, 2007