Ghetto Sandwich

A sandwich that consists of nothing but two pieces of white bread and unsweetened kool aid powder.

"Yo son, this ghetto sandwich be bland as fuck, pass me dem nutrasweet packets you found in the dumpster."

by Stillheart March 14, 2013

Ghetto Bird

Police helicopter, especially when hovering over one area for a prolonged period of time.

That ghetto bird's been flying over the liquor store for half an hour.

by dannyb April 3, 2009

ghettofabulous

you live in the ghetto yet you are always seen with the latest of errthang

standing at the bus stop decked out in name brand clothes and shoes, fresh hair and nails, talking on a cell phone, gold or platinum grill, iced-out wrists, fingers, ears, and neck, with a big, colorful unbeweavable hairstyle...now that's ghettofabulous!!!

by ladona513 July 24, 2008

ghetto koozie

Thin brown paper covering, usually given away when purchasing single beers or malt liquor at convenience stores. Not shown to actually keep the product cold, but does serve to absorb condensation from the exterior of the can or bottle. Also know as a small brown paper bag.

Store clerk: Would you like me to put that Steel Reserve 211 in a bag?

Crackhead: No, thanks, sir. I will however take one of the free ghetto koozies that you normally give me.

by Steven Faye Castro-Valdez May 14, 2006

ghetto grief

The practice of making unorthodox memorials to the recently deceased, like airbrushed t-shirts featuring the likeness of the dead or MySpace tribute profiles featuring lots of animated images and bad original music. So named because the people who do this sort of thing often belong to a very specific socioeconomic segment.

Did you see Keesha's family on BART last night? They're all wearing those ghetto grief shirts from her cousin Shontaine's funeral.

by deuterium95 October 30, 2008

Ghetto Toasted

The act of toasting an entire sandwich by squeezing it into a regular toaster instead of a toaster oven.

Dude 1: "Hey man, how'd that house catch on fire?"

Dude 2: "Man, the dude that lives there was trying to get his sub sandwich ghetto toasted!"

by Da Vin Chee December 9, 2009

ghetto goblin

very similar to the crack monkey, the ghetto goblin is often found roaming 'hoods, parking lots, ect looking for money or merchandise to sell for drugs. They will steal everything from ashtray change to lawn equipment to burnt CD's to try and support their habit.

Did anyone see the ghetto goblin that stole the change and CD's out of my car?

by M. Logan November 12, 2008