Gary Busey

hilarious carzy person

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Dirty Gary

The act of masturbating to porn and ejaculating into a piece of toilet paper, later, putting that piece of toilet paper in the toilet and forgetting to flush the toilet. Later your mother gets home and believes it is mucus and makes you stay home sick.

"Dude are you coming snowboarding with me tomorrow?"

"No, I can't I just pulled a Dirty Gary and my mom thinks im really sick"

by PACO-PACO March 26, 2010

Garth

A slightly heavy male who likes holding people down and spanking them!!

OMG Look at that Garth holding down that poor little girl

by the one who was spanked August 14, 2011

Gary

The nicest guy ever, everyone loves him, he probably owns a bar and a cool vintage car. He's so incredibly nice he is cursed by the female gender.

Hey man, see that Gary over there, he deserves my wife.

by beaverfacer June 30, 2014

gary glitter

legend in the eyes of paedophiles across the globe! vile man in my eyes i would sooner hit him in the nads with a meat tenderiser than say hi to him

"oh have u seen gary glitter?"
"yer hes havin his balls tenderised by a young welsh dude"

by niallthedragon January 16, 2009

Garth Brooks

The best performer of ours or any time.

"Garth Brooks is so fucking awesome. I just can't believe how much of a fucking god he is."

by Derpy July 9, 2005

gary ablett

Gary Ablett was also - ironically - the name of a prominent Australian Rules football player who was involved in the controversial drug overdose death of a 20 year old woman - in Feb 2000 - who he had reportedly shared a full bag of 'Gary Abletts' (ecstasy tablets) and snorted heroin with.

Gary Ablett and his lady friend dropped a lot of Gary Abletts.

by Stuart A May 17, 2007