Garrett

Garrett’s love to creep up on drunk girls and doesn’t reciprocate or know how to do anything in bed but face fucks you in return

that girl just got Garretted. Her night is probably ruined now

by Ghftvknt August 7, 2019

Garrett Monroe

A know it all nigga that gets everything handed to him and can’t admit when he’s wrong in any situation. He will try to blame everything on you even though it was his fault. He complains about needing shit from other people in order for him or give you something back. Mans simply selfish

Garrett Monroe needs something in order for him to do something for you

by Olga plotkin August 15, 2019

Garrett

Garrett is a person that will treat you sweet and nice at first, but later stab you in the back. They're addicted to porn, lying, and sexting. They can get hard anywhere and love to masturbate; especially when they're feeling horny. They're not nearly attractive as other boys and play Minecraft like losers. They're not worth you're time, and chances are they're going to break up with over text rather than over phone, especially if you guys have been dating for a long time.

Juliana: "You're dating Garrett, right?
Stacie: "Yeah, why?"
Juliana: "Garrett's only using you for pleasure Stacie."
Stacie: "Yikes..I'm going to break up with Garrett then."

by justtellingthetruth36 June 15, 2019

Garrett

Crackhead

Also is a faggot

Damn Garrett do any crack lately

by Kyky5076 July 11, 2019

Garrett

Having to stir your shit tank in your RV with a stick.

Black water tank plugged up had to Garrett that son of a bitch so it would drain.

by Josh pound town July 14, 2019

Garrett McClellan

Some absolute unit from Shreveport

Garrett McClellan? What a unit!

by Poonslayer2001 September 14, 2019

Garret

Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).

Girl: Hey, billy!

Pencil Pouch: (falls off of table and lands by garrets feet)
Girl: I'm sorry Garret, Billy's just falling for your TALLNEEES.

by BakkOffff September 18, 2019