In the future...

You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.

Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.

by Step up and play: Into the future... March 17, 2005

Imaginary future personfriend

A non-existent person who would be your girlfriend/boyfriend/enbyfriend (or significant other) someday.

Dude: "Hey, where are you going?"
Bro: "I'm going out with my imaginary future personfriend."
Dude: "Uhhh..."

by Dilly Mackey November 10, 2019

old messages found in the future

"i miss you so much

keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."

old messages found in the future

by Krkič March 24, 2020

phil of the future

a good show that airs on the disney channel, but although it airs on a kid's television network, if you read "between the lines" you will see that there are things that represent things that just shouldn't be on disney channel.

in one episode of phil of the future, "virtu-date", phil and keely take a "virtu-trip", which proves to be like an lsd trip, because they hear, smell, see, feel, and taste things that aren't real, they see amazing things, and of course, the name "virtu-trip" represents a trip and the "virtu-goggles" represent the lsd.

by noneofyobeezwax June 29, 2007

Back to the Future Part 3

Also known as the worst of the Back to the Future films, this is a pathetic love story and pales in comparison to the quality of Part 1 and the ultimate in the trilogy - Part 2. This film tries to be a Western, a Sci Fi and a romantic comedy all in one and ZZ fucking Top are in it!

Example:

"What's up Dave you look like you're upset"

"Yeah, just seen Back to the Future Part 3 and it's shit"

by hotrodder October 6, 2006

Way of the future!

A term used to say something is forward thinking, interesting. You might like to try it out for yourself, or just plain superfreakingawesome. It can be abbreviated WOTF.

- What did you think of living in NYC?

- It's the Way Of The Future!

by mattzzers March 30, 2010

Our future

Aka kids; children.

Our future only wants to be NBA and NFL stars; instead of aspiring to go to college or help the community.

by Malik Unity October 14, 2009