win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024

Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?

Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023

Win from losing

The sentience of “I can’t win from losing” is a statement of when things go repeatedly wrong in an individuals life (losing), and even when things continuously goes wrong they can never catch a break.

Friend #1: Wow, So you lost your job and your wife?
Friend #2: Yea, I was fired and Susan left me…
Friend #3: Dang you can’t win from losing.

by Zebracakesaresatire May 13, 2023

Lose some truck

Means to kill yourself or for someone to try to do creepy shit to your your heart

Lose some truck, that C-10 never had a chance against some tree

by YournameisTwat June 18, 2025

lose a mower

losing a mowing in plants vs zombies is basically ego death because of how easy the game is, so losing a mower is ego death of the highest extreme.

" I'd rather die than lose a mower"
"Death or mower loss"

by Manmanmanman September 6, 2023

November 9th: lose virginity day

This day is the day where all virgins can have sex with whoever they want. Either have sex (if you’re a virgin) or take the virginity of a virgin

Hey bro, have you heard it’s November 9th: lose virginity day, i’m going to take your sisters virginity

by BigDaddyPablo November 9, 2019

losings

another term for daylight savings cuz it sucks (daylight losings)

Meeti: Ugh it’s so dark outside I hate daylight losings

Sahasra: Losing’s isn’t a word
Meeti: Well now it is

by munchkin22 November 9, 2019