Ass floss

The definition of a thong.

"Gahhh I can't get my ass floss out!"

by Squee3 January 10, 2019

flip flops

Flip flops are by far the most annoying shoes on he planet. When you walk up or down the stairs they sound like a bullet being shot. Also if they break there's no way to put them back together.

Flip flops stop being floppy and annoying!!!!!!!

by THE O SO GREAT NERD February 21, 2019

Surprise Floss

When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.

Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”

by forb2 June 19, 2020

tit floss

When your mouth is filled with a renegade hair from your old ladies nipple

I was able to multi task when I was able to suck her tits and use her tit floss to get the pulled pork out from between my teeth

by The_Kerse June 27, 2020

French floss

When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.

Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.

by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023

dirty floss

Pubic hair. Phrase typically used during the act of eating someone out or giving a bj

damn that was wild. that dirty floss is all stuck in my teeth

by DatNickkerr April 27, 2023

speedos & flip-flops weather

An expression covering both good & bad weather depending on conditions & tone in which it'said...

"Phew.... it's speedos & flip-flops weather...' said little tommy while burning his arse on the hot sand...

"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...

by dynamitephil November 24, 2013