chuck norris fail

something that can not and will not ever happen.

Stacy: hey, how likely do you think it is for me to lose weight?
Tom: as likely as a Chuck Norris fail!
(Chuck Norris appears from the shadows, Roundhouse kicks Stacy in the face, and gives Tom a high-five)

by the gentleman thief January 18, 2010

Failcopter

Distant cousin of Roflcopter. This copter is used when something fails terribly.

Joe: Ha, do you know about that stupid rip off movie company named Asylum Films?

Bob: My failcopter goes FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!

by Don Edsmund May 15, 2008

failbag

1.(n.) An unflattering insult told to someone after they have not succeeded in a goal, or have continuously proven to be useless to those around them.

2.(n.)(vul.) A disgustingly mishapped breast.

3.(v.) to failbag; The act of missing a mark so entirely that an individual embarrasses themselves entirely.

1. "Go home and cry yourself to sleep you failbag."

2. "Those aren't boobs, those are failbags."

3. "There goes Jimmy, failbagging it again."

by Nathan Pyrokai May 6, 2008

FAIL Express

Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.

Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.

She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.

by twilyth June 17, 2008

Failentine's Day

A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).

Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.

by RileyMichael February 15, 2009

faila

Someone who just have that element of strangeness about them, even if you can’t fully explain why. They’re normal enough, and yet, there’s something rather offbeat about them. A slightly scary, but ultimately quite charming person.

"That Faila girl she's odd, but in a very slight, subtle way."

by NachbarvonTotoro April 7, 2015

Bulsora Fail

It is the step above "epic fail". When you call someone a Bulsora Fail its so bad you and everyone around is laughing at their very existance at that moment in time.

Derived from an incident in World of Warcraft where a level 70 shamen cast a HOT on a mage as Nightbane was landing, causeing the mage to draw agro and instantly die. Followed shortly by the same shamen being out-healed on the healing charts by his earth sheild on the tank. And to top the cake of fail off, when the he finally died, the raid leader told him to anhk, to which he replied what is that?

It's very rare to come across someone who warrents the label "Bulsora Fail", but when it happens it usually comes right after someone is called an Epic Fail, and the rest of the community is not satisfied with that title.

Daakal "OMG I FOUND OUT I CAN JUMP, AND SPIN AROUND LIKE 3 WHOLE TIMES B4 I HIT THE BOTTOM AND DIE!"

Rashima "You do know you lose durability everytime you die from a fall, dont you?"

Daakal "Really?!"

Rashima "yes and fail"

Daakal "Shit, oh well I guess I can talior some stuff and D/E it for mats to sell so I can repair my gear"

Rashima "Dude thats gonna cost more to make the stuff than to just repair your gear....Epic Fail"

Daakal "FUUUKKKK! I umm.. just D/E'd my riding crop!

Theseus "Bulsora Fail"

Everyone *laughs, and drives the fail away from them*

by Daakal January 20, 2009